FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
MAN-EATERS, vol 1, announced
MAN-EATERS volume 1 is coming out in March. (This collects MAN-EATERS issues 1-4.) If you are comics-curious, but not ready to venture into a comic book store to buy the individual "floppy" issues, this is exciting news. Because volumes are available at bookstores. Like REAL BOOKS. Also they are heavier and more easily read in the bathtub. Obviously, if you are on the side of good, you will buy the volume at your local independent bookstore or comic book store or from a friend who needs the money. The hardworking folks at book stores and comic book stores LOVE pre-orders. You will see their eyes light up with gratitude and cheer. You can also order MAN-EATERS Vol 1 from the Information Super Highway. (I'm determined to bring that term back.) (It means the internet.) (It didn't really catch on.) (The TERM never caught on. The internet caught on fine.)
Here: https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/man-eaters-vol-1-tp
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