FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
events
Chelsea Cain & Chuck Palahniuk
This was after the Spreecast that Chuck and I did to promote the Doomed Bedtime Stories tour. You can watch it here. https://www.spreecast.com/events/chuck-palahniuk
Bellingham, WA, Bedtime Stories
This is at our Bellingham Bedtime Stories event (sponsored by the fabulous Village Books). Chuck Palahniuk, Monica Drake, Tyler Hughes, brought the awesome, and the glow-y beach balls. All those little red triangles are devil horns. We gave away 200 hundred of them. The next day we were driving through town and saw a homeless man wearing a pair.
Bedtime Stories with Chelsea Cain, Chuck Palahniuk & Lidia Yuknavitch, Eugene, OR
This was taken at the Eugene, OR, Bedtime Stories for Grown-ups, with Chuck Palahniuk, Lidia Yuknavitch, me, and 300 people in their jammies.
Bedtime Stories for Grown-ups, with Chuck Palahniuk, Lidia Yuknavitch, & Chelsea Cain
My BFFs Chuck Palahniuk and Lidia Yuknavitch and I do an event we call "Bedtime Stories for Grown-ups." (Monica Drake has also performed with us, along Tyler Hughs and Ralph Huntley.) We've done three of these shows so far, and everyone has sold out. Basically we do everything you're not supposed to do at a book event. We drink, we wear PJs, we read terribly inappropriate stories, we give a ton of stuff away (in Bellingham, we gave out LED devil horns, AND glow-in-the-dark beachballs). In other words, it's a book rave. If you get a chance to come to one, do not miss it. It's epic. And because we always include a book in the price of admission, we bring an influx of cash to a local independent bookstore. Win, win.
Did I mention there's drinking?
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