FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
Recent Events
At my weekly writing group. From left, Lidia Yuknavitch, moi, Monica Drake, Cheryl Strayed, Jim Frost, Diana Jordan and Chuck Palahniuk. Suzy Vitello is taking the picture.
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