FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
Recent Events

Me, at the ACLU Uncensored Celebration at Holocene, Oct 1, 2009, reading from the much-banned young adult novel I AM THE CHEESE by Robert Cormier. My dad bought it for me when I was 13 because some assholes in the town he lived in decided to pull it from the schools and burn it. Pick one up for a kid you know. Photo by Courtenay Hameister.
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