FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
ECCC Cancelled
HEADS UP: Emerald City Comic Con has been cancelled. Like, several days ago, actually. I’m just only now getting around to updating my website. And honestly I don’t remember how to edit my events, so updating in the blog area instead. #OkayBoomer. Anyway, if, for some reason, you bought tickets to ECCC and are ONLY NOW hearing about this development - well you should really check your SPAM filter, because you should have gotten an email from ECCC. Also, you can get a refund! Google that. The convention is rescheduling (fingers crossed) for this summer. We’ll be there, if we can.
Oh! And also! Please - PRETTY PLEASE - pre-order a copy of SPY ISLAND from your local comic book store. (First issue comes out April 1, which sounds like a joke, but isn't.) Guessing our big SPY ISLAND ECCC launch might be complicated by the lack of an actual ECCC.
I will look into that whole “editing content” thing.
c.
- Chelsea's blog
- Login to post comments
Recent Posts
- Last Minute Zoom Writing Hootenannies
- Book Riot names HEARTSICK one of the Top Ten Mystery Books Set in the Pacific Northwest
- Chelsea's Law & Order SVU drinking game
- It's not about the moths.
- I Don't Want to Lose
- I Don't Want to Lose
- Want to go on vacation with me?
- Wave!
- QUESTION: What are the names of the books in your Archie/Gretchen series?
- The birdcage
Archive
- September 2018 (1)
- December 2018 (1)
- January 2019 (2)
- April 2019 (2)
- May 2019 (1)
- June 2019 (2)
- July 2019 (2)
- August 2019 (2)
- January 2020 (1)
- February 2020 (1)
echo "© ".date('Y'); ?> Chelsea Cain | Website by Dorey Design Group