FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo