FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
Announcement!
I'll be teaching an in-person, weekly, ten-week fiction writing workshop this summer with my pal Chuck Palahniuk. Registration opens at noon on Monday (May 24th). I'll post details on my event page. Workshop is limited to 20 students, first come, first serve.
It's going to be something.
Can you get to Portland, Oregon?
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