FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
Your Chance to Be a Movie Mogul!
My good pal Andy Mingo is putting the finishing touches on his hilarious short film, "Georgie's Big Break," which features an appearance by yours truly! Also, my dashing husband Marc worked as assistant director on the project. As you know, though, movie's aren't cheap, and Andy has started a Kickstarter campaign to raise the money needed to finish it up. Go on over to the Kickstarter page, check out the trailer, and chip in if you're so inclined. Every dollar helps. Literally.
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