FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
Would you like to go on a cruise with me?
I get this question a lot. (I have never, ever been asked that question.) Now I am finally able to say, yes, YES I WOULD LIKE TO GO ON A CRUISE WITH YOU. I will be a guest on the nerd cruise! And you're invited. It's March 4-7th. The cruise will depart from San Diego and swing around Baha. It is chockful of cool guests including Wil Wheaton, Paul and Storm, Peter Sagal, John Roderick, Jonathan Coulton, Aimee Mann, Gail Simone, Matthew Weiner (maybe you've heard of a little show called MAD MEN?) and many, many more. Comedy. Music. Gaming. Workshops. And drinks with little umbrellas. Come and hang out with us. I have many friends who've gone on this cruise, and I have always hated them a little because I am a jealous asshole. But no more! Now we can all be superior together! Won't you be superior with us? And anyone reading the Mockingbird series I write for Marvel, yes this is THAT cruise, and yes, all those people will be on it. Here's a link to learn more: https://jococruise.com
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