FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
Tea towels for everyone!
I'm packing up my six-year-old daughter, Eliza, and heading to London on the 25th, to go to the Royal Wedding. Let me amend that. We are not actually going to the wedding; we are going to stand outside with a half million other people and try to catch a glimpse of the wedding party on the balcony of Buckingham Palace. It's a crazy scheme, as my husband keeps reminding me. If it all goes wrong I can always go on the Jack the Ripper tour and call it a tax deductible research trip, right? Anyway, I'll try to keep you all updated on our princess stalking adventure. If you're interested, you can follow me at twitter or facebook, as I'll be much more likely to post on those than on this old thing. In the meantime, we will continue to work on our curtsies. Eliza is getting pretty good at hers.
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