FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
ONE KICK tour dates announced
The tour for ONE KICK is coming together. Lots of events scheduled for August and September. Here is the crazy thing: I have actually updated my events calendar! I know! Crazy! Who is this person claiming to be Chelsea Cain? It is the new and improved I-get-around-to-updating-my-website Chelsea! She is awesome. You will like her. In the meantime, take a gander at the events page of this website. You never know - I may be coming to your town. I can stay with you, right? (More events to come, so stay tuned.)
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