FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
The Night Season is out today!
Pub date is finally here! The Night Season is in stores, waiting to be picked up by people who will give it a nice home. It has a lovely cover, and will look nice on your shelf. You don't have to even read it if you don't want to.
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