FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
Last Minute Zoom Writing Hootenannies
Last minute Zoom class announcement!
So I missed my flight to Florida on Monday. The good news is that I find myself with an unscheduled week. So I’ve decided to host two last minute Zoom writing hootenannies.
BEGINNERS
I see you. You have an itch. Maybe you have been nursing a story for years. Maybe you journal or write non-fiction. But that story. How do you get it out of your head? This class will focus on simple direct fiction tools. That took me ten years to learn. I can teach you six or seven of these in a few hours that will save you SO MUCH TIME. There are tricks to this. And these tricks are not taught in schools. They aren’t even taught in MFA programs.
Friday, Sept 20
6-8:30pm (Pacific) Zoom.
Fee: $250
MASTER CLASS
This is a class for people who have written some fiction, published or not. But you’ve given fiction writing some thought. You have the basics down. This is the next level of conversation. The special gold plated tools we keep in the red velvet box under the bed.
Saturday, Sept 21
6-8:30pm (Pacific) Zoom.
Fee: $250
HOW TO ENROLL:
Don’t overthink it. Just sign up. I teach these classes, but almost NEVER make them public. Venmo me at @Chelsea-Cain-11 to reserve your seat. I’ll message you with my email address. Then you will receive a class email. And I’ll see you on Zoom!
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