FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
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I'm touring with Chuck Palahniuk and Monica Drake this week. These events will be EPIC. We'll be in Tulsa, Houston, New Orleans, Baltimore, Milwaukee and Nashville. (And Chuck is in Kansas, solo, on Monday.) The venues will sell out, so if you think you might want to come, get tickets soon. (Nashville isn't ticketed, so get there early.) Check the events page on this site for more info. And don't forget to wear your PJs, and bring a stuffed animal and a flashlight. We've got a whole PJ-party-burlesque-book-rave vibe going on. Like I said, EPIC.
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