FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
Books I'm giving as holiday gifts this season
PNBA (the Pacific Northwest Booksellers Association) asked me to share a list of books I'm giving as holiday gifts. My first reaction was, but doesn't that ruin the surprise? Then I thought, oh what the hell, I'll do it. So if you are my cousin Cecily, my aunt Colleen, my aunt Patricia, my uncle Phil or my step mother Susan, do not read this post until after Christmas. As for everyone else, I realize that you are probably excellent people, and have completed all of your holiday shopping, in which case this list is pretty much useless to you. Though, hey, Ground Hog Day is coming up. And books are the traditional Ground Hog Day gift, no? At least that's how we do it in my family. Click on the link below to see the books I'm planning on gifting.
http://www.nwbooklovers.org/2011/12/21/28-authors-28-variations-on-a-lis...
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