FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

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SAN DIEGO COMIC CON

Submitted by Chelsea on July 5, 2019 - 7:08pm

SDCC

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. I will be at San Diego Comic Con (7/18-7/21), with MAN-EATERS varsity creative team members Lia Miternique, Rachelle Rosenberg, Eliza Fantastic Mohan, Stella Greenvoss, and Emily Powell. Check out our panel on Friday (7/19) called "ARE GIRLS TURNING INTO KILLER CATS?" and join us for banter and autographs in the "official autograph area." (Yeah. I don't know what it means either.) We'll be the ones wearing cat ears! And the other 10 thousand people at SDCC wearing cat ears? They're our professional body doubles. #Security.

END ANNOUNCEMENT.

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