FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
New project: SPY ISLAND
My new comic book, SPY ISLAND, launches April 1. That sounds like an April Fool's Day joke, but it's not. It's going to be four issues. Published by Dark Horse. Same creative team as MAN-EATERS. Produced with my co-creator/co-conspirator, Lia Miternique, + Elise McCall, Rachelle Rosenberg, Joe Caramagna, plus a teen special guest or two.
Summary:
Nora Freud (no relation) is stationed on an island in the Bermuda Triangle because obviously it's in the interest of humanity to keep an eye on that shit.
If she can stay one step ahead of the island’s other spies, super villains, dimensional portals, tourists, and killer mermaids, she might just make it back to the mainland.
You can pre-order a copy at your local comic book store. If you are not sure if you have a local comic book store, Google “[INSERT THE NAME OF YOUR TOWN] local comic book store.” Comic book store retailers have to pay for the comic books they order, whether people buy them or not. So they love pre-orders. It helps them out a lot. And it helps us out a lot, too.
We can’t wait to share this project with you. Seriously.
P.S. We'll be at Emerald City Comic Con this year (March, 2020). We'll have advance issues of SPY ISLAND #1 (available nearly a month early!) as well as issues of MAN-EATERS #13 (pub date: March 4). So THAT'S neat.
If you're in the Seattle area, come say hi.
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