FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
Man-eaters, issue #1, in stores Wednesday 9/26
The first issue of my new comic book series is coming out this Wednesday (9/26). It will be at comic book stores and available through digital comic book portals. If you have a favorite local comic book store, please visit it! If you don't know where a comic book store is in your area, Google "comic book store near me" and cross your fingers. They will be nice to you. They like to sell things.
Man-eaters is suitable for ages 13 and up. It's part horror, part cultural satire, part coming of age story. The central character is twelve. Her dad is a detective. And they live in a world where girls sometimes turn into homicidal panthers when they get their periods. So, that's super awkward.
Sales are the only way we will keep this thing afloat. And if we can get a few issues out we'll be able to publish a collection and actually offer it in book stores. That is my goal, because I think there's a large audience for this comic who may not know how to find it until then.
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