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FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
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FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
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FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
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FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
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FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
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FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
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How I got fake blood on my daughter's Ken doll, and other confessions of a thriller writer mom

Submitted by Chelsea on February 7, 2013 - 9:16am

I'm a frequent guest on LiveWire!, a variety show that is performed here in Portland and then broadcast nationally (Hello, Austin!). This is a recordning of me performing an essay with Ralph Huntley backing me up musically. Ralph has fantastic muttonchops, which you can't see here, but that doesn't mean you can't imagine them.

Let's see if this link works! (This is so exciting.)

https://soundcloud.com/live-wire-radio/chelsea-cain-how-i-got-fake

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