FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

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Train writing retreat

Date/Time:

April 6, 2025 (All day) - April 12, 2025 (All day)

Location:

A train :)

We will be taking a train from Portland to Chicago, to New Orleans, to NYC. Each of us in sleeping compartments. Will we be writing? YES. Will there be an onboard murder mystery? Also, YES.

THIS RETREAT IS SOLD OUT.