FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

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JoCo nerd cruise

Date/Time:

March 4, 2017 - 12:00pm - March 17, 2017 - 12:00pm

Location:

The Pacific Ocean

Link:

Click here for cruise website

I will be on the JoCo nerd cruise this year. Yes, a whole ship full of the best nerds money can buy. Wil Wheaton. Gail Simone. Matthew Weiner. John Roderick. Paul and Storm. The Doubleclicks. Keith Baker. And so many more. ALL THE PEOPLE. Come and join us! I'll be teaching some workshops (How to Get Away With Murder), and attending every drink-up I can. I would like very much to play D&D with you. If I can be the rogue.