FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

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It's Not Me, It's You: Stories from the dark side of dating

Date/Time:

February 8, 2012 - 7:00pm - 9:00pm

Location:

Bagdad Theater, 3702 SE Hawthorne Blvd

Link:

Here's the event's Facebook page

This evening supports Planned Parenthood.

Cort Webber and Bobby Roberts (“Cort and Fatboy”) will host a festive evening featuring brave storytellers sharing hilarious memories about their worst dating experiences. You’ll either leave feeling grateful for your current relationship or with the realization that being single isn’t so bad after all.

This year’s storytellers are:

• Chelsea Cain, New York Times bestselling author
• Christine McKinley, musician/writer
• Courtenay Hameister, host of OPB’s “Live Wire!”
• Scott Poole, house poet on OPB’s “Live Wire!”
• Seth Walker, storyteller
• Sarah Wexler, journalist and author of “Awful First Dates”
• Stephen Marc Beaudoin, performer/writer/director
• Kevin Sampsell, author/editor/publisher
• CM Hall, political activist and ASL interpreter
• Sarah Mirk and Alison Hallett, journalists

WHAT: It’s Not Me, It’s You: Stories from the Dark Side of Dating

WHEN: Wednesday, February 8, 2012 (doors 6pm, show 7-9pm)

WHERE: Bagdad Theater, 3702 SE Hawthorne Blvd., Portland

TICKETS: $20 at the door or $18 in advance from CascadeTickets.com and the Bagdad box office. All advance ticketholders are entered in a drawing for fabulous door prizes. Proceeds benefit Planned Parenthood Advocates of Oregon, which works to keep Oregon a pro-choice state.