FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

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Comicpalooza

Date/Time:

May 10, 2019 - 1:15pm - May 12, 2019 - 1:15pm

Location:

Houston, Texas

Link:

Click here for more info

Lia and I will be at Comicpalooza in Houston in May. Don't have specifics on panels yet, but will post when I do!

I once spent a lovely 24 hours in Houston with Monica Drake and Chuck Palahniuk. Monica and I went to a Target and bought baby dolls and then spent the afternoon painting their eyes out with blood red nail polish and blackening their fingers and mouths with the last of my Chanel noir.

These things happen on book tour.