FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

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American Librarian Association Midwinter

Date/Time:

January 25, 2019 - 2:50pm - January 27, 2019 - 2:50pm

Location:

Seattle, Washington

Lia Miternique and I will be at ALA Midwinter to promote vol 1 of MAN-EATERS (out March, 2019). We are bringing along two special guests. Fourteen-year-old, Emily Powell, known for her Dead Samurai Haikus, and fourteen-year-old, Eliza Fantastic Mohan, known for her MAN-EATERS #3 story "Phoenix," and her letters column from MAN-EATERS #4. The mission of MAN-EATERS was to tell a gripping story about female adolescence - and to frighten people with the word "tampon" - but mostly it was to tell something real (GIRLS TURN INTO PANTHERS WHEN THEY GET THEIR PERIODS. IT'S TIME YOU KNEW.) - in a space - comics! - where maybe 14 year old girls don't always feel represented. We are also bringing a panther. But just to the breakfast event. Don't worry. Librarians are some of the bravest people I know.