FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
events
Recent Events
Me, at the ACLU Uncensored Celebration at Holocene, Oct 1, 2009, reading from the much-banned young adult novel I AM THE CHEESE by Robert Cormier. My dad bought it for me when I was 13 because some assholes in the town he lived in decided to pull it from the schools and burn it. Pick one up for a kid you know. Photo by Courtenay Hameister.
Recent Events
Splendific event at Powell’s, here in Portland. I wore a sequined top I bought at Forever 21, or, as my aunt calls it, “Almost Fourteen.” Yeah, it’s actually a dress, but since I am not actually 21, I chose to wear it with jeans. Jake Kelly played the murder ballad he wrote about Gretchen Lowell, and Voodoo donuts were enjoyed by all. This was a really, really great evening. Thanks, everyone who showed up, especially those of you who waited in that line to get a book signed.
Recent Events
LiveWire! cast member Sean McGrath pretends he is my husband at a LiveWire! hosted ArtSpark event at Radio Room in Portland. (The fairy is my daughter.)
Recent Events
UK author Tom Cain – my adopted brother – and I take a break from signing books at a store in Cambridge. Tom is the author of The Accident Man and No Survivors, which are both heart-pounding super duper thrillers. And I’m not just saying that being we’re related.
Recent Events
This is me at a HomeWord Bound Fundraiser with organizer Tracy Stepp, and authors Marc Acito and David Oliver Relin.
Recent Events
This is me at the Harrogate Crime Writing Festival in England with Val McDermid and Stuart MacBride. Val is the author of the Tony Hill/Carol Jordan books (among others) and one of my thriller-writing heroes. She is a huge influence. I cannot overstate how much I love her books. Stuart (a self-described “international crime write-ist”) is the author of Flesh House, among others thrillers. He beat me out for the best breakthrough novel at the thriller awards in London, but I still love him.
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