FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
"We've been down Hannibal Lecter Avenue many times, and these two books shouldn't work...but they do. Chalk it up to excellent writing and Cain's ferocious sense of humor."
--Stephen King, Entertainment Weekly | Top 10 Books of 2008
(HEARTSICK & SWEETHEART)
"Popular entertainment - the kind that mixes crime, horror, and even a little comedy - just doesn’t get much better than this."
--Booklist, STARRED review
(EVIL AT HEART)
EVIL AT HEART, The Onion-A.V. Club
Gretchen and her followers are like divine forces of destruction, occasionally granting an audience to those whose lives they disrupt. If Archie falls in love with his tormentor, who can blame him? Who wouldn’t want to have an intimate relationship with God?
At the start of Chelsea Cain’s third “Beauty Killer” novel, Evil At Heart, her hero—Portland homicide detective Archie Sheridan—is sitting in a mental institution, self-committed after promising his slaughter-happy ex-lover Gretchen Lowell that he wouldn’t kill himself if she stopped murdering folks. But then corpses start popping up around Portland again, minus key organs (Gretchen’s signature). Archie gets called back to action by his partner Henry and flippant reporter Susan Ward, who’s been researching a book about the cult of worshippers and wannabes that has spread in Gretchen’s wake. As Archie investigates the new crimes, he begins to wonder whether this latest string of murders is the work of copycats, or if maybe he was wrong to put his faith in one of America’s most notorious serial killers.
For about the first hundred pages, Evil At Heart feels a bit too much like a retread of Heartsick and Sweetheart. Cain has spent two whole novels describing Gretchen’s gruesome methods of torture and dismemberment, and exploring her strange attraction to Archie, a dedicated cop who’s thrown away his career and his family because of his erotic obsession with the woman who once kidnapped him and carved him up. Although Cain tries to widen the scope of the story by adding some commentary about our cultural obsession with villains, there isn’t much new to bring to the topic. Evil At Heart improves considerably down the stretch, as Cain emphasizes the story’s mystery elements and their ramifications. Rather than focusing on a cunning master criminal and the dogged law-enforcement agents working to bring her down, Evil At Heart becomes more about randomness and the allure of the unknown. Gretchen and her followers are like divine forces of destruction, occasionally granting an audience to those whose lives they disrupt. If Archie falls in love with his tormentor, who can blame him? Who wouldn’t want to have an intimate relationship with God?
by NOEL MURRAY
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