FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
Signing
Just want a book signed without having to sit through an event? Drop by Seattle Mystery Bookshop and I will sign a copy of my new book, ONE KICK, or any other book you set down in front of me. Perhaps you are too busy to come to the store at this time? That's okay. You can order a book through the store and leave your name or any special inscriptions you'd like, and I will do your bidding, and you can pick up the book/s at your convenience. How easy is that? You have no excuses.
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