FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

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Scary Feminists with Peaches, Chelsea Cain, and Mandy Stadtmiller

Date/Time:

September 6, 2015 - 5:30pm - 6:30pm

Location:

Bumpershoot

Link:

ticket info here

Notes:

This is Labor Day Weekend, also it's ticketed

Super excited to be a part of this panel at Bumbershoot (Seattle's premier festival of music, comedy stylings, and occasional life-changing author panels). Did you guys see that I'm going to be on a panel with PEACHES?! I know. Just play it cool, okay?

Scary Feminists with Peaches, Chelsea Cain, and Mandy Stadtmiller. Three iconoclastic women delve headfirst into sex, gore, and feminism. 5:30 p.m. Sunday, September 6, in the Charlotte Martin Theatre. Chelsea Cain is a New York Times bestselling author of horror novels that turn the genre on its ear. Her newest book is One Kick. Peaches is a pop culture icon. Her latest project is the book What Else Is in the Teaches of Peaches. Mandy Stadtmiller is a writer and comedian. She is the editor-at-large at xoJane and is host of the News Whore podcast.