FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

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Reading/Q&A/Signing

Date/Time:

September 9, 2014 - 7:00pm - 8:30pm

Location:

Clinton Book Shop

I have wanted to do an event at this bookstore for over five years now and it is HAPPENING. Rob, the manager of this store, was one of the first booksellers to reach out to me after HEARTSICK came out and express his love for it, and he hand-sold the fuck out of it. I owe him big time. And I plan to pay up. Does anyone know where I can hire fire dancing elephants in New Jersey?