FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

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Reading/Q&A/Signing

Date/Time:

September 9, 2014 - 7:00pm - 8:30pm

Location:

Clinton Book Shop

I have wanted to do an event at this bookstore for over five years now and it is HAPPENING. Rob, the manager of this store, was one of the first booksellers to reach out to me after HEARTSICK came out and express his love for it, and he hand-sold the fuck out of it. I owe him big time. And I plan to pay up. Does anyone know where I can hire fire dancing elephants in New Jersey?