FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

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Late Night Library presents: All Fines Forgiven

Date/Time:

April 22, 2015 - 7:30pm - 10:00pm

Location:

Alberta Rose Theatre, Portland, OR

Link:

Click here for more info

Notes:

$11 Advance/$9 Student. Doors open at 6:30pm

Everyone knows that book-themed variety shows are where it's at.

Minors okay if accompanied by parent or guardian.

Featured performers include:

Ayron Jones and the Way
Chelsea Cain
Benjamin Percy
Rasheed Jamal
Arisa White
Cindy Williams Gutierrez

Hosted by Arthur Bradford