FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

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Bedtime Stories PDX with Chuck Palahniuk, Lidia Yuknavitch, Monica Drake, yours truly, and other special guests

Date/Time:

August 22, 2014 - 8:00pm - 11:00pm

Location:

Aladdin Theater, Portland, OR

Link:

Click here for tickets

Notes:

Doors at 7; show at 8. 21 +

We're bringing Bedtime Stories for Adults home! Tickets are $29 if you buy them now and $32 the day of the show and each ticket comes with a signed first edition of ONE KICK and two glow sticks. Wear your PJs and let us entertain you with our most shocking stories and drunken antics. (21 and over.)