FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
Bedtime Stories PDX with Chuck Palahniuk, Lidia Yuknavitch, Monica Drake, yours truly, and other special guests
We're bringing Bedtime Stories for Adults home! Tickets are $29 if you buy them now and $32 the day of the show and each ticket comes with a signed first edition of ONE KICK and two glow sticks. Wear your PJs and let us entertain you with our most shocking stories and drunken antics. (21 and over.)
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